Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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