Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
