everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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