Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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