So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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