i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You need Xanax blowdarts
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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