He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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