What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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