he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
