This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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