who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i dont even know how to be here
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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