you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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