I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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