You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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