god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
