was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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