we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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