he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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