yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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