You surviving the open bar?
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I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
