i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
How's work?
Spinning.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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