well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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