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what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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