You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Everything about him screamed your future.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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