I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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