How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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