She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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