I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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