worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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