When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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