Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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