So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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