none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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