Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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