wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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