So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You need a sexual gate keeper
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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