Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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