hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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