drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I see more hoeing in ur future
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