I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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