kristin has been a bad kristin
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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