Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just high enough for therapy.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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