I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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