I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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