the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I pour the whiskey from now on
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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