you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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