I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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