: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Jerry, you need to find god
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
