I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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