Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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